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Re:Watch With Mothers Podcast

Watch With Mothers was a podcast spin-off from the same named TV discussion website. The original site is now sadly closed down after Chinese oligarchs ruthlessly took over and turned it into a slave labour camp for children being forced to produce personalised labels for Western Cola manufacturers.

 

Swineshead, (officially proven as being more amusing than Ernie Wise), is the man in charge, and along with Napoleon, (world record holder for the most knowledge about TV sitcoms featuring Paul Shane) and Music Man Nick Tann (toe tapping tune producer extraordinaire) no stone is left unturned in examining television and the people that appear on it or beside it.

 

I am even more happy than Rusty Lee discovering a rude parsnip, because these previously lost gems are now officially hosted here on Mbedd.com to share with the nation.

 

If you like them please visit the creators using the links and show your appreciation by either buying one of Napoleon's mucky books, or visit Nick Tann's website of music, and I'm sure we can add a link to something that Swineshead doesn't mind admitting to at some point.

Creator's Links

Celebrity Specials

47 Michael Barrymore

Everyone's favourite John Cleese impersonator gets the 'No Stone Left Unturnedâ„¢' treatment, and Clive gets to play Stike it Lucky.

37 Cilla Black

Swineshead and Napoleon are back with a bumper celebrity special, this time it's that Cilla Black. Forget that new up and coming ITV Drama - this podcast is all you will need to know.

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16 July 2010

Awoight?

You awoight?

Awoight at the back?

5 March 2010

Sounding drunk

Beatle sex?

Alfie

33 Jim Davidson

Get back to Bongo Bongo land you lefties, it's time to discuss the life and works of the hideous James Nicholas Nicholas Davidson.

22 January 2010

Nick

Fackin'

Nick

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26 Richard and Judy

Swineshead and Napoleon delve deep into the glittering career of Dick and Juddy in dangerously sharp detail.

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19 November 2009

Examining

Sniffing

Prodding with Biro

23 Sir James Wilson Vincent "Jimmy" Savile, OBE, KCSG ETC

Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then! Now then? Now!

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6 November 2009

War hero

Charity

A bastard

21 Paul Daniels

You might like this one a bit, sort of.... maybe - that's right it's the Paul and the lovely Debbie Mcgee Daniels Celebrity Special Extravaganza.

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23 October 2009

Oddie

Brooke-Taylor

Garden

20 Bruce Forsyth

Yes, It's TV Mr. Entertainment and here is a whole podcast devoted to Bruce Forsyth and the structural analysis of Tess Daley.

9 October 2009

Onesyth

Twosyth

Threesyth

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48 Extra Special Celebrity Interview

Blimey, Swineshead gets a WWM exclusive interview with Amanda's Holdens. At the end of this interview, you will feel as if you know the lady better than she does herself.

21 June 2010

Tears

Laughter

Rocky from Boon

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TV Specials

45 The Eurovision Song Contest

Congratulations and Celebrations. Yes that's right - rip off your skirts because Swineshead and Napoleon are about to talk about The Eurovision Song Contest.

36 Who Killed Archie Mitchell

There is only one question playing around the brains of the nation and that's 'Who killed Archie Mitchell?'

35 Allo Allo

Listen very carefully, I can't be arsed to repeat it. This week Swineshead and Napoleon are holed up in occupied France discussing Allo Allo.

34 Only Fools & Horses

Sticka paarny een y'po-ket. I'll fetch th' suitcase fram thuvaaan. Yes this time Swineshead and Napoleon discuss EVERYONE's favourite sitcom, The Vicar of Dibley.

22 Sex on TV

Out comes the red triangle, as Swineshead and Napoleon talk about TV Muck in explicit triple X strength depth.

18 The Soaps

And the order of the day is the Great British Soap Opera. It's a non-stop wild hurricane of knowledge.

17 Quiz Shows

An hour's worth of babble centring vaguely on the topic of quiz shows and Justin Lee Collins' myriad of childhood obsessions.

16 The X-Factor

The X-Factor is the main topic of conversation this time around, as well as the admirable work rate required for high quality mincing.

50 Jeopardy

Yeeehaaaaar! It's the Watch with Mothers USofA special. Clive and Napoleon attempt to play Jeopardy the Quiz Show off of America.

15 When TV was Cheapened

Swineshead and Napoleon have recorded a super-duper funshine podcast discussing TV and what tainted it's quality.

12 TV Personalities of Hatred

Their computers crashed 5 times, did that stop them trying again to bring you the latest in TV podcastery? - Did it arse! This week the bile rises as the figures of hate are examined.

11 Advertising on TV

Swineshead and Napoleon cover the world of advertising, discussing racism in the Um Bongo universe and the pleasures of the Yorvik Viking experience..

09 Improve a Programme

This week Swineshead and Napoleon discuss new elements that could be added to current TV shows to spice things up a bit.

13 Sci-Fi Special

From the depths of another galaxy comes the most dazzling collection of Sci-Fi facts ever broadcast in the known universe.

07 Children's TV Part 1

This week are discussing children's TV. So prepare for nostalgia and heavily edited talk of schoolday fun, Benny Hill, vandalism and the death of Pauline Fowler

08 Children's TV Part 2

Piqued and Napoleon take the reins to talk about the remaining TV shows that were left out the first time around. Luckily Swineshead is there in the background to keep them focussed.

05 TV Hell

In part two Swineshead and Napoleon discuss what elements of the TV World they would like to annihilate

06 TV Utopia

Swineshead and Napoleon discuss their TV utopia, discussing their ideal TV partner and living space.

02 BBC Three Pitches Part 1

Swineshead and Napoleon asked the readers to submit some ideas for BBC Three, and here are the results.

03 BBC Three Pitches Part 2

The second part of their Pitch to BBC Three outing leads to discussions on Kevin the Gerbil, and Gary Numan descends in his helicopter.

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1 October 2010

Beans consumption

Yeeehar

Dusty thing

4 June 2010

Compo's crap son

Mark Warren

Latin

19 February 2010

Wigs

Kangaroo

Reasonable doubt

1 October 2010

Maaarleeeeeen

During the war

Zombie Mickey Pearce

5 February 2010

What a mistake-a

To make-a

Saying things once

30 October 2009

Hedge porn

SAS survival skills

Testicle removal

25 September 2009

Supergroups

Ted Bovis

Brian Tilsley's corpse

18 September 2009

Hot mice

Les Dawson

Role-play

26 August 2009

Sexy horses

Whizzer

Chips

18 August 2009

Niplet

Hardcore mathematics

Wotwotwotwotwot

31 July 2009

Biddy

Biddy

Biddy

24 July 2009

Ray Davies

Queen members

Josie Thingy

8 July 2009

Woooaaaaaaaah

Bowdaaaaay

Foaaaooowrrrrrrmmmm

 

25 June 2009

Droopiness

Shunt apology

Neck snapping

19 June 2009

Mike

Smitty

Smith

17 June 2009

Raggy Dolls

Raggy Dolls

Dolls like you and me

11 June 2009

Nana Moon Fetish

Wired for sound

Cowboy Willies

9 June 2009

Snuffleupagus

Banksy's income

Chester

29 May 2009

Futuristic

Urine labels

Dog anuses

25 May 2009

Midget porn

Pilchard

Shift key

Quiz Shows

40 Mike Read's Pop Quiz

Mike Read puts Clive in the hot seat as he takes part in the 1980's poptastic pop quiz about pop called Pop Quiz!'

30 Blockbusters

Everyone do the hand-jive. Part Three of the cut-out-and-keep Pidlology It's week three and this time Clive tackles Block-BobHolness-Busters.

29 Cross Wits

Part Two of the cut-out-and-keep Pidlology It's week two and this time Clive is the contestant on the nations favourite game show - Cross Wits with your host Tom O'Connor.

28 Lucky Ladders

Swineshead is away in Africa big-game hunting, so a special 3 parter has been pre-recorded covering three of the biggest game shows ever, starting with Lucky Ladders.

27 Quiz Time

Napoleon's has a plan, and that is to host the first Watch With Mothers TV Quiz. Four rounds of blisteringly paced 100% accurate rapid fire questions.

43 Quiz 1990

It's the ultimate quiz of the 90s. Napoleon asks the questions and Swineshead does the answering. Who will be the victor?

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14 May 2010

Screen

Screen

Screen

12 April 2010

Not 'alf

Proverb debunking

Sleep death

18 December 2009

Off of

Its

Anus Clive

11 December 1990

1 across

1 down

1 across again

4 December 2009

Shooting

Lion

In face

27 November 2009

Him

Off of

300

Newsgushes

51 Newsgush

Swineshead and Napoleon take a long hard look at the week's TV and ignore it.

49 Newsgush

Swineshead and Napoleon last minute News Gush spectacular.

48a Emergency Podcast

After a big break Swineshead and Napoleon are back with an emergency podcast.

44 Newsgush

Swineshead and Napoleon are talking about the news again.

42 Bigotgate

The earth shattering events of Prime Minister Gordon McBroon's 'Bigotgate' are discussed by Swineshead and Napoleon.

41 Election Special

Swineshead and Napoleon show they too can do serious hard hitting debate by examining the upcoming elections.

39 Newsgush

It's a Newsgush again, and Swineshead and Napoleon cover important events such as Cheryl Cole wanting a fat bloke

52 Final News Gush

The final podcast where Swineshead and Napoleon do TV News.

32 Christmas Roundup

Roll up, roll up! It's the season of good will and Swineshead and Napoleon talk about the dirge of Christmas TV.

38 Newsgush

Swineshead and Napoleon discuss about 3 or 4 recent TV News events including the new revamp of Gladiators.

25 Podcast Without Portfolio

Swineshead and Napoleon wing it due to a busy week trying to earn a living so here is a slightly smaller podcast about general gubbins

19 Newsgush

Swineshead and Napoleon manage to stick to topic and discuss the TV shows that at least one of them despises.

04 Newsgush

Not much of a theme this week, but Big Brother, The Street and Wallander are discussed by Swineshead and Piqued.

31 2009 Christmas Special

It's Christmas Eve and what better way to see in the new year than with the WWM Chrishmushpecial?

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1 Octy 2010

Katy Perry's parts

Potato bravad

Dench and the Doctor

12 September 2010

Kat

Alfie

Katalfie

 

6 August2010

Dog-nip

Um Bongo

Tarrant rant

7 July 2010

Excuses

Excuses

More excuses

26 May 2010

Olympic mascot hatred

Teenagers

Perfect joke

30 April 2010

Motivational speech

A Team

Snooker impersonations

21 April 2010

Toddler's wages

Sombre

Serious tones

21 March 2010

Skids

Soap crossover

37 minutes

12 March 2010

Food contract

Sharron Davies

1995

8 January 2010

Gary Barlow

Les Dennis

In a bath????

25 December 2009

Scrooge

Bloody Shrek again

Those toffifee things

13 November 2009

Gubbins

Gubbins

Gubbins

2nd Octoberr 2009

Chicken Tonight

Geese

Vanilla Ice

17 July 2009

Loud mic

Annoying hum

Heavily tattoed

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